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From your own @TroutHooker.net email address to general fishing tips and trout fishing tips from Fishery Biologists who build trophy trout habitats, you have more fun and learn more about fishing at Trout Hooker.

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We thought I_am@TroutHooker.net would be much more fun than being JoeBlow@snoremail.com. Here are a couple of email names we have now that might give you an idea of your own...

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That last one is a great one to tease your spouse who is always off fishing.
 
 

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*** FISHING TIPS FOR TROUT & OTHER SPECIES BY BIOLOGISTS ***

*** BIOLOGISTS' 10 SECOND TROUT FISHING TIPS ***

For spring trout fishing in lakes look for two factors 1) warmer water and 2) food. There is one simple way to do this: fish the downwind end of the lake. Both the warmer water and feed will drift downwind and the fish will follow! In many cases this is the northeast shore.... see you this summer with tactics for warm water. ... bye the way, if you catch a big fish, you better email us at least a six-pack!

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Learn tactics for catching trophy size freshwater fish from the Fishery Biologists who build trophy trout habitat.

A New TROPHY Fishing Book

"BIG TROUT" - Ok so what if we did help write this book... it's still the best book to come out in a long time! You DO want to catch TROPHY size TROUT don't you? ... we thought so!   While this book was written with trout as the model, what you learn will apply to most predatory fish that rely on sight for hunting. For example, largemouth bass, small mouth bass, pike, and striped bass fishermen will gain just as much from this book as the dyed in the wool trout fly fisherman will. And NO, we don't make a penny off the books. We have just been fishing so long that we love to brag!... first about fish and now about books.
 

We will offer a quasi-semi-sorta seasonal prize to the most original  @TroutHooker.net email name, best new email background image, best new free download, or anything else that improves our site .  We can't tell ya what the prizes will be yet because we need to con a few fly shops into donating 'da goods'. And don't go expecting this contest to be fair in anyway either.  WE get to be the judge and jury in this case. So we get to do whatever we want! This is the easiest contest to enter.   Anyone with TroutHooker email is already entered!

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